Thoraiya DyerTop 10 Greatest Concerns of Pregnant Women:
November 9th 2006 20:12
According to Vicky Iovine (author of Girlfriends' Guide to Pregnancy), when women get pregnant, they worry a thousand-fold about things they don't usually care about when they're not. If you're pregnant, do these worries lurk in your head? If you're not pregnant, do you realize how weird these worries are?
10. Will my breasts stay this big forever? (Please, God!)
9. Will I feel this sick and tired for the entire nine months?
8. Will my husband ever really understand what I'm going through?
7. Will it hurt to deliver the baby?
6. How badly will it hurt to deliver the baby?
5. Will it hurt more than a bikini wax? Less than a broken leg?
4. Will I get all ugly and fat?
3. Will everything "down there" shrink back to normal after the baby is born?
2. Will I be a good mother?
1. Will the baby be okay?
It occured to me that if Mother Mary is truly blessed, she could've been rid of these worries and had been bestowed the pleasure of holy sex instead. But of course, I'm being blasphemous, so please accept my apologies.
10. Will my breasts stay this big forever? (Please, God!)
9. Will I feel this sick and tired for the entire nine months?
8. Will my husband ever really understand what I'm going through?
7. Will it hurt to deliver the baby?
6. How badly will it hurt to deliver the baby?
4. Will I get all ugly and fat?
3. Will everything "down there" shrink back to normal after the baby is born?
2. Will I be a good mother?
1. Will the baby be okay?
It occured to me that if Mother Mary is truly blessed, she could've been rid of these worries and had been bestowed the pleasure of holy sex instead. But of course, I'm being blasphemous, so please accept my apologies.
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Comment by Adele
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But I love reading top ten lists for some reason, so thanks for posting it!