Whales curse humans in 35 ways
December 5th 2006 09:38
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It's amazing how so much damage we humans have done to the oceans. If whales knew English, they'd write SILENCE, DO NOT DISTURB across the Pacific. But they don't, so that leaves them no choice but to tell conservationists via whale talk that they want peace of mind. All the "thwops," "wops," "grumbles," "snorts," "cries," and what are likely underwater blows as well as repeated slaps of the tail or fins are meant to say, "HUMANS, GO F*** YOURSELVES."
Well, that's not official. For the meantime, scientists have only found 35 different types of whale sounds. Whales may someday evolve new slang talk that will tell us it's about time we respect their natural habitats. Otherwise their species will be wiped off the face of the Earth's oceans in the very near future. Sad.
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It's amazing how so much damage we humans have done to the oceans. If whales knew English, they'd write SILENCE, DO NOT DISTURB across the Pacific. But they don't, so that leaves them no choice but to tell conservationists via whale talk that they want peace of mind. All the "thwops," "wops," "grumbles," "snorts," "cries," and what are likely underwater blows as well as repeated slaps of the tail or fins are meant to say, "HUMANS, GO F*** YOURSELVES."
Well, that's not official. For the meantime, scientists have only found 35 different types of whale sounds. Whales may someday evolve new slang talk that will tell us it's about time we respect their natural habitats. Otherwise their species will be wiped off the face of the Earth's oceans in the very near future. Sad.
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